Archive for June, 2012

What Women Think They Want

Posted: June 13, 2012 in Uncategorized

Women, ahh one of my favorite topics.  As unstable as they may be what on earth would man do without them?  Women like to commonly use the term “A real man would” as if they’ve ever been a real man who’s had to deal with their confusion.  Ok, so let us look into a few scenarios where the ladies have mistaken what is right for what is right now.

Monogamy:  Women claim to despise men who cheat yet they continue to sleep with men who are in relationships with other women?!  Yup, that makes perfect sense ladies.  And of course I’m not saying that all women are home-wreckers.  I’m just saying that its human nature to not show alliance to someone (meaning his other half) if you’ve never met her.  I get that.  But don’t then claim that a real man would never cheat on his woman.  Because if that’s the case then ‘you’ a real woman wouldn’t open her legs unless she was in a defined relationship, right?  Wrong.  “Real people” nowadays don’t take their time to get to know each other anymore, they leap in head first, then claim that they’ve been dogged when things don’t work out.  Which 9 times out of 10 things won’t work out.  TAKE NOTES:  Ladies, a man is going to test your loyalty, and then determine exactly what he can or can not get away with.  So in all actuality the way that you’re treated is 100% under your control.  Act like a lady and you’ll be treated according.  Act like a hoe and you’ll be treated accordingly.  If you want to thug, well guess what?  Thugs cheat!  It’s part of the image, right?  QUIZZ: Who’s your favorite rapper?  The odds are he’s talking about how many bitches he has on one track, then professing his love to his one and only two tracks later.  But this in the man who you’d wait hours in line to get tickets to see, and give your left breast to have a chance to spend the night with.  Oh well, I guess his supposed one and only would just be assed out that night huh?!  Ladies, all I’m saying is, be sure to judge (us) men by the same standards you hold yourself to (honestly).   

Financial Status:  This one tickles my bones because when it comes to money often times the kats who claim to have the most have the exact opposite.  They ass broke.  Ladies, IF your attraction for a dude solely revolves around how much money you assume that he has you’ve made yourself the easiest target there is.  FOR EXAMPLE:  When people go out to a club on the weekend they don’t show up wearing their least attractive get up.  They go through their closet and put something together that has “I’M PAID!!” written all over it.  It’s a costume, a portrayal of what he needs you to see in order to get the reaction he desires.  Followed by flashing a little cash, buying a few drinks, then BAM!! you’re hooked like a large mouth ass (I mean bass).  It’s as simple as that…  My friends and I used to have a saying.  “The only rule when it comes to lying to women in the club is to make sure that your boys know the lies you’ve told”.  You know, just in case they’re needed to cosign the story later.  So be afraid ladies, be very afraid when it comes to perceptions.